The #CleverClogsFrogger

The #CleverClogsFrogger - a how to guide

There is no how to guide ... *giggles*

The #CleverClogsFrogger is so named because it is a random combination of a number of poses, all done at the same time.  I demonstrate above the #SleepingSideSaddleAlienFrogger  And it seems that I am a right #CleverClogs because I feature in quite a number of the positions below!  A-hem ...

Rose - The #BackwardsTurkeyLegFrogger

Pippa - stunning us all with her #TwoLeggedGoat

Rose - #TheFourLeggedGoat

Nanuk - bock bock burrrrrrrk!!  Amazing example of the #ChickenWing

Sunnee and Summer - a simply stunning entry here of The #ChickenWingTurkeyLeg combo.

Rose - The #TurkeyLegSideSaddleAlienFrogger

Rosie - Fresh from "Downton Abbey" with the #SideSaddleAlienLadyMary

Rose - The in repose #TurkeyLegAlienFrogger  And I'm pulling a silly facey.

Lady - hurrah!  In the #SideSaddleAlienFrogger pose

Summer - The #FourLeggedGoat

Rose - The #TurkeyLegAlienFrogger

Sally - The #SplatDoubleTurkeyLeg

TI Amo - The #SideSaddleAlien

Robbie - The #SnoozingChickenWing

The #TurkeyLeg

The #TurkeyLeg - a how to guide

Place bum on flat surface as if in a seated position.  Stick one back leg out firmly, ensuring that the thigh is on display and well plumped up ... looking like ... a turkey leg!!

This is the latest pose to the Cavalier repertoire and is fast becoming a firm favourite!!  Juicy, firm and tender!!  #faint

Harvey

Rose

Harvey - whilst balancing on Dad!  *applause*

Nanuk

Jaggy

Ooomph Kenny ...

Bailey

Lady

Kenny bravely doing a #TurkeyLeg in the doctor's waiting room

And who could possibly furget this classic?  Turkey á la carte by KenKen!!

The #SplatFrogger

The #SplatFrogger - a how to guide

Lie completely flat on floor with back legs splayed in the #Frogger position.  Front legs should be flat and forward with head also resting on floor between them.  The key to this position is that legs, tummy and head should all be level with floor, ie. like if you've taken a spade to a frog and gone #SPLAT

Pose ably demonstrated by Ollie as fur some reason, I don't seem to like it ...

Nanuk

Honey and Benji

Nanuk

Kenny

Wilson

Sally - our Cavalierina doing a #RanaSpiaccicata ... or #SplatFrogger to you and me.  *giggle*

Nanuk - who obviously luffs a #SPLAT

The #SideSaddleFrogger

The #SideSaddleFrogger - a how to guide

Sit bum firmly on flat surface and in the upright position.  Position back legs as per the #Frogger, but lean to one side and place two front legs astride one back leg, ie. as riding side-saddle like Lady Mary in Downton Abbey.  #curtsies  Legs should read one-two-three-four in a front-back-front-back-front position.

Rose

Sally

This position is mostly favoured by ladies and er, Kenny.  *snort*

The #Alien

The Alien - a how to guide

Sit bum firmly on floor with legs spread as the #Frogger.  However, put weight to one side, thus resting tummy on one leg which makes it appear to be BURSTING out of said tummy, just like on "The Alien" film ... hence, #TheAlien

Named by Harvey Puddles Bones in a stroke of genius ...

Harvey

Kenny

Rose

Rosie

Sally

Sunnee

The #BackwardsFrogger

The #BackwardsFrogger - a how to guide

Position self in #Frogger position but always keeping head upwards.  Photo shot must be from the rear, hence the pose becoming, the #BackwardsFrogger.  

This pose is loved by a certain young German pupster as it has the added bonus of a great view of the booty.  A-hem ...

Rose

Bella

Heidi.  Extra special marks to Heidi for developing this technique at such a young age.  Bravo!

The #Frogger

The #Frogger - a how to guide

Position bum firmly on floor in the up-right sitting position with back legs a-splayed, like a frog!!

Original is best.  The top two pictures were taken by my Mum as she was staggered by dis pose dat I pulled whilst out on an excursion one Saturday afternoon.  And hence ... the #Frogger was born!!

Rose in a sooper socky #Frogger

Harvey.  Smiling proudly at his #Frogger

Rose

Kenny.  Being multi-skilled.  The left leg to complete the #Frogger is out of shot but he is driving whilst pulling this pose.  Amazingly talented!!

Rose